In our fine state, you may not participate in a contest where the point is to chase and catch a pig — “greased, oiled, or otherwise.” You also may not throw turkeys or chickens in the air with the intent to catch them. Any violation of this is considered a misdemeanor.

Both neighboring states have odd food related laws. In Iowa, it is illegal to pass off margarine or oleo as butter, leading to a misdemeanor with up to 30 days in jail and/or a $625 fine. In WI, all butter and cheese products made in the state must be “highly pleasing.”